So let’s just get into it. Beyonce TOTALLY had a surrogate carry Blue Ivy for her! Nothing wrong with that B, we just wished you’d be honest about it. Do you have a little trouble in the baby-making area? No shame about that, boo. So does Nicole Kidman, and we’re still in LOVE love love with her.
Is this what baby Blue Ivy has waiting for her in the mirror one day? SMDH.
But was it because you didn’t wanna screw with your figure? Hmm? You didn’t want to subject your body through the natural, tale-as-old-as-time process of transporting your love bun for nine months then popping her out? Do you think you’re ABOVE natural human process, all in the sake of vanity? Yeah Beyonce, I’m callin YOU out! Why the HELL did you use a surrogate?! HURRY UP and answer me so I can get back to lovin you and everything that you do!
Speaking about what you do, let’s actually get back to what you do best — besides covering up the infant scandal of 2011/2012 — making great music.
Ryan Tedder, lookin' smooth
Word on the street holds that both B and Jay have already made treks back into the studio, with baby Blue still only a couple of months old. The Boombox interviewed Ryan Tedder, lead singer of OneRepublic and newly minted Grammy winner for producing Adele‘s “21,” for the latest scoop:
“The conversations about her next album literally just started and there [are] two projects happening. All I can say is you kind of feed her the best that you have and she’s this phenomenal filter and she takes it all in.”
Two, that’s right, two projects on your plate? Who is gonna watch this baby?? Can Jay Z possibly step in for the task?
Apparently he can’t. The rapper mogul is also steadily at work on a new forthcoming disc. As learned from the words of Pharell in an MTV spot, “”We’re working on something, it’s crazy.”
All those who use surrogates for vanity put yo hands up!
Maybe Pharell can convince Jay and Beyonce to work on caring for their surrogate spawn — err, new and beautiful bundle of joy. While we’ll still keep hating on the couple for their baby faux pas, we will wait with baited breath to hear their latest.
Make these new records good, y’all! Don’t forget: you can’t hire Adele to be your CD surrogate — against Grammy rules. xoxo
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