Crooner Chris Brown wants all of our panties to drop — yours too, if you’re willing.

Or so it seems. Rumor reports of Brown’s “open relationship” with model Karrueche Tran have pervaded gossip headlines everywhere in recent days. Apparently, it doesn’t bother Karrueche that Chris passes wayy too much time with battered ex Rihanna, as her relationship with Brown isn’t in stone.

This scandal isn’t bruising Brown alone; this is also a HUGE “ruh-roh!” for Rihanna. The Barbadan starlet has gone too far in so blatantly bringing ex Chris Brown back into the fold. By now you’ve heard that the two have swapped guest appearances on each other’s singles: Chris gets waaayy too sexual on her “Birthday Cake,” while RiRi returns the nasty favor on his “Turn Up the Music.”

But we have to get on Karrueche about this as well. Reports claim that she never discusses Rihanna with Chris. Sometimes multiple days will pass before Brown returns Tran’s phone calls, and she doesn’t mind. Karrueche attributes Brown’s lack of faithfulness to being young, and that clandestine nookie with Rihanna shouldn’t damage their own love.

We at RichCrib would like to issue you readers a WARNING! WARNING! DO NOT BE FOOLED! All of this drama is a ploy for three things, all from YOU: your money, your attention, and your loyalty.

Rihanna and Chris Brown probably colluded with intention to stir up all this mess, in order to incite an excellent fuel for a song to leap up the Billboard charts: controversy. Rihanna’s “We Found Love” is huge, but “You Da One” tanked. And Brown hasn’t had a major Hot 100 hit in years. This is their dubious collaboration to get back to #1, by hook or by shady crook.

As for Karrueche…this little girl is a wannabe model!!!! How better to jump to the stratosphere of major supermodel status than by hanging on Chris’ arm for as long as possible? Beauty ain’t everything to model success. A touch of scandal, and appearances on the cover of every magazine, the homepage of every gossip site, can only help to boost her fame.

What do you think? Is everything with Chris, Karrueche, and Rihanna a sham? Or is there actual truth to this sexual madness? Comment please! xo

The rumors have launched again: Kim is 100% ready for Reggie Bush’s jelly, for the second time around.

The 31-year-old ditsy reality star recently reignited her dalliance with the Miami Dolphins football star, who is allegedly helping Kim cope with her idiotic loss of the (excellent and very attractive) Kris Humphries. Maybe he’s helping her get through it with a dose of sexual healing??

They split up a couple of years ago, but anyone who knows Kim understands that, when it comes to chocolate, that girl just cannot get enough “fudge…” if you know what we mean

Even Kris Humphries had a little cocoa in him. Let’s have a brief glance back at Kim’s history with ridiculously attractive, gotta-have-him-NOW Black men:

Little known fact: Kim Kardashian was actually married for a brief, and by brief we mean shorter than the hideously speedy 72 days she spent with Kris, time with music producer Damon Thomas.

But the world’s craze for Kim all got started — literally, Kim would have ZERO ZILCH NADA career otherwise — when Kim made that sex tape with the apparently extremely well endowed Ray J.

Right after Brandy’s brother — who apparently got it in with the late Whitney Houston as well — Kim moved on to Mariah Carey’s current boo, Nick Cannon.

In summer of 2010, there was also Dallas Cowboys footballer Miles Austin.

Returning back to Reggie finds Kim going full chocolate circle — unless she wants to dump the smooth, attractive athlete for yet another delicious dark skinned fine find.

Below, a video with Kim and sister Khloe (married to Black love Lamar Odom) detailing their passion for chocolate skinned lovers.

“Frasier” star David Hyde Pierce has had it up to HERE with Hollywood! Boo’s on the move.

No longer inspired by his Los Angeles digs, which he’s lived in since 2003, Mr. Pierce has opted to do away with with the “Spanish Colonial” palatial residence. But he ain’t gonna leave for free — he’s put it up on the market for a hefty $7.5 million.

That asking price likely pays reverence to the fact that Mr. Pierce invested serious time and money in renovating his pad. The restoration value, in addition to the extremely classy Los Feliz neighborhood location, validates every penny of the seven million asked for.

Too bad he’s leaving so soon — Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon just moved to Los Feliz, albeit for only $2.5 mil.

Whoever’s willing to cough up the money will enjoy 8100 square feet of lusciousness, including 7 bedrooms, 9 — yes, nine! — baths, a “baronial” fireplace, a majestic rotunda entryway, a veranda with yet another fireplace, and a massive kitchen, ample enough to make plenty of tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

The features spill on and on and on here! Powder rooms, a drop dead gorgeous spiral staircase, stained glass ceiling, a master suite the size of Uruguay, a well-stocked gym, steam room, sauna, and movie theater!!

Despite this wide range of modern assets, Mr. Pierce has maintained the 1920s vibe throughout the establishment, evidenced in the glass roof, baroque detailing on the staircase, and a chandelier straight out of the Art Nouveau period.

Don’t have $7.5 million to drop down for this hot space? Make like us and just drool over the pics… again and again.

Cute couple Kevin Bacon and Emmy-winner Kyra Sedgwick are digging their heels into the Los Angeles celebrity real estate scene.

Bacon and Sedgwick have opted for a delicious yet relatively petite home in the uber-trendy neighborhood of Los Feliz — where this writer would LOOOVVVEEE to live someday. Trust me, Los Feliz and Silverlake are where it’s at in L.A. these days.

Their luxurious Los Feliz establishment apparently cost them a measly $2.5 million. Now us regular folks may drop our jaws at the term “measly” describing a million of anything — dollars, pina coladas, down-at-heel Elvis impersonators… anything lol.

But we can’t forget how L.A.-based celebs play at a slightly higher monetary level than the rest of us. Remember, Maria Shriver just dropped a healthy $12 million for her new place in Brentwood.

Sedgwick and Bacon probably leaped on this beautiful 2700 square-foot, 2-beds and 3-bath mini-mansion when they saw the smaller asking price.

The diminutive size of this Los Feliz dwelling is perfect for this couple who’s primarily based in New York City, but who don’t mind having a solid base for the occasional SoCal romp.

The amenities of the place include: sky-high ceilings, “his and her” closets and bedrooms, an immense kitchen fit for a Michelin-starred chef, a gym, and a chic office. These assets are in addition to standard Los Angeles real estate fare — a garden, pool, and beautiful fountains.

With that big-ass kitchen, will Bacon be cooking a lot more bacon than usual? Only Kyra, the kids, and their lucky friends will be able to smell that ham — and his cooking too!